You need to READ THIS ....... if you are a MAN

As I walked into my office,my co worker, Janet,said, 'Good morning Kev. Happy Birthday.' And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon.Then,Janet knocked on my door and said,'You know,it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch,just you and me.' I said,'Cool,that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.Let's go.'

We went to lunch.We didn't go where we normally go;we went out to the nearest club to a little private place. 

We had two red wines and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office,she said,'You know,it's such a beautiful
day.We don't need to go back to the office,do we?' I said,'No,I guess not.'
She said,'Let's go to my apartment.'

After arriving at her apartment she said,'Kev,if you don't mind,I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.' 'Sure!' I replied excitedly.

She went into the bedroom and,in about six minutes,she came out carrying a big birthday cake,followed by my Wife,Kids,Boss, and dozens of our friends,all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I was... sitted on the couch.........NAKED!!