18-23 YEARS:
Your beauty is your main asset. You use it to party and club all over. You can hardly remember who you slept with last night, leave alone who bought your drinks, paid for your taxi, or even your bed and breakfast. You have no time for serious relationships. You just want to have fun and more fun. Relationships and commitments can come late. After all you are young and beautiful.


23-25 YEARS: 
You have a baby with one of your boyfriends, the one you hate to remember. He's not interested. It could as well be your married neighbour or your work colleague. You were too busy to remember to take those pills. You can't do an abortion cos the memories of the last one you did are still fresh. The trauma, the stress, the nightmares and the guilt.

25-27 YEARS: 
You try to maintain your beauty, your friends, your youth but no its irreversible. Your face has started showing those edges, the chemicals are reacting on your skin. The breasts are sagging from breastfeeding and even the clothes you are insisting on wearing are just not fitting. The men you had have climbed down to the younger girls. And your baby is as demanding as ever. You are trying to catch the attention of an agemate, but he's already moved on and married one of your ugly classmates. What's happening to all those guys who were all over kneeling down to get you? You ask. They are nowhere except the few weddings you have been painfully attending.

27-32 YEARS:
You are telling everybody that so and so is marrying so and so, yet you were engaged. You start referring to men as cheats, dogs, etc. meanwhile, you have another baby with a man from the other side of the country, with whom you cohabited for six months, while he was paying the bills. He promised to marry you and love your kid. You wanted to confirm you love him by getting him a baby of his own. He's just vanished and the last you heard of him could be in social media where he's been busy posting pictures of his family. You then join an evangelical church, get saved, join the intercession and praise song, speak in tongues and serve the pastor faithfully. At that time, you are not sure whether you are a youth or a mama. Of course, no mama wants to see you near her husband, even in prayer meetings!

32-38 YEARS: 
You start saying you don't need a man. Christ is all you need. Before you exit this step, an unfortunate man loses his wife and you are everywhere consoling him Somehow, you are seen visiting his kids in school, washing his clothes and leading prayer meetings in his house.

38-44 YEARS
Your overhear that the man has a fiancée from his village who is visiting the church and you ask him. He says he's already started negotiations and asks you to accompany him. You don't answer and you stop visiting him. Meanwhile, your pastor is wondering why you don't come to church anymore.

45-DEATH:
You are already wife number 4 to a village mganga and you are selling all kinds of contrabands to clients, miti shamba, chang'aa, mitura, etc. Oh, and of course, available for anyone who cares. After all, you have the money, the language, the job, etc. and your small micro finance is taking care of the official business.