HILLARIOUS …….. Just the real Kenyans

3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives.

The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from KENYA.They go with White House official to examine the fence.

The INDIAN takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".

The CHINESE does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".

The KENYAN did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700. "The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The KENYAN whispers"$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.