Onyango Ochieng Jr.
Dear Raila,
2 years ago, you coined a phrase that has come to literary colonize 2013 presidential discussions. In it, you used the allegory of a 2 horse race & likened the rest to donkeys ,in thy words 'farasi ni mbili,zingine ni punda'. Today, we will witness the marriage of your horse & a donkey, which the result is obviously a mule which experts will tell you is sterile.
However Uhuru scored 26%
& Ruto 15% which makes about 41%. In the last election the biggest chunk of
your votes came from the R/V. With Uhuru making Ruto his R/M & you going
for Kalonzo, do you have a Turnaround Strategy to convince the Kalenjins?
Bear in mind the
provisions of the new constitution.
Let me trip you back the
memory street to 2002, you said 'Mudavadi was the chief engineer of the
Goldenberg ghost', 2007 you struggled before the public eye in your enterprise
to pull him from the dead like Jesus did to Lazarus 2000 yrs ago in Bethany
thus making ODM shift beyond the reforms narrative to 'kuleta wakenya pamoja', a
topic you've made your bubblegum but has completely lost meaning since its
application is not universal.
When you meet Kalonzo
& a few people here & there its 'Kuleta Wakenya Pamoja' but when
your opponents Ruto ,Uhuru,Mwakwere, Balala et al meet its 'Ukabila'. That tune is bereft of logical salts.
When Kalonzo went on his
shuttle diplomacy & to become the SULTAN OF INDECISION including 2007
mischief, you always poked fun hurling all available venom on him, today in a 'coup
de théâtre' we your diehard supporters will become MOCKINGBIRDS of your
changed tune on Kalonzo, a redux of the 'Janus-faced' move in 2007 when you
swallowed back your 2002 accusations on Musalia.
Anyway, in your
calculations bear in mind that a big percentage of Kenyans are getting
'ignorance proof'.
In round 2,unless you
sell the 41 against 1 narrative, I bet it will be your toughest political
cliff.
Actually tougher than
2007.Kenyans are getting cleverer. But, maybe I'm wrong. To conclude with a
line from a song by Morgan Heritage 'I see nothing to smile about'.
Yours sincerely
OOJr
Fisherman Emeritus, Usenge Beach.
Yours sincerely
OOJr
Fisherman Emeritus, Usenge Beach.
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17 Comments
This one has to be a kyuk or a kaleo.......Not an objective Kenyan.
ReplyDeletewhy are you bitter like that,uhuru en ruto did that jana,you think you can fool kenyans? this time its criminal vs reformers
ReplyDeletewho said kalez are with ruto...ruto is in URP/TNA solo
ReplyDeleteBollocks. This was written by a Kikuyu, not a Luo. "Literally" is NOT equal to "literary".
ReplyDeletethis KaRai coalition will not take us anywhere..
ReplyDeletethis is not true at any level and you dnt have to call yourself fisherman to try and make people believe your stupidity.....vote for who you want mr derailleur.
ReplyDeletehahaha...... you can talk all you want but the deal has been signed and uhuruto are on the receiving side to bad as we all know its war all out btw criminal/drunko,s vs reformers
ReplyDeleteGrace Joseph, your comments please!!!!
ReplyDeleteyess i have my vote no need of ngef ngef tukutane kwa debe
ReplyDeleteis kalonzo,kosgei&wetangula your defination of reformers?? get it togetha uhuru has no interest in running Mudavadi is the man to beat
ReplyDeletewho said every Kale must Vote for this fake marriage of convenience, wake up do your research well u'll understand that Ruto means nothing to kale's and so their marriage.
ReplyDeletesily tukutane debe.you think this country belongs only to kikuyus mtashanga sana?
ReplyDeleteCORD...COALITION OF RAILA DOWNFALL.HeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeRAILA WILL NEVER BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF KENYA.
ReplyDeleteNa nani alisema wajaluo wote wako ODM
ReplyDeleteIf a jaluo writes an article against Raila U are quick to state its a kikuyu who wrote...
Think like a kenyan not like A lake nilote
OOJr, I think you are writting this from the midst of the forest, lets meet "kwa dede" because you seem to not knowing what you are writing, continue RIP @ dat forest.
ReplyDeletewhy are people so bitter, wait for election day and vote for your preferred party or rather coalition.
ReplyDeleteRailas days are numbered.mark my words.he is failing daily and nobody seems to notice.he lost his mind after lossing the elections.he will do anything 2 stay relevant.the west is abandoning him slowly
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