President UHURU joins HUDDAH MONROE and Miss Big Booty to do their work

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After attending ex-Camp Mulla, Miss Karun’s album launch at Muthaiga Golf Club, Kenyans have now taken on him saying he is a socialite.

Below are some comments by Kenyans:

Uhuru manze ni socialite kuruka! Yani there will be traffic somewhere because the President is going for an album launch? Hii life ni sad. - @RamzZy_

Uhuru,will you also attend my birthday?? My graduation?? :-/ - @Shikomukui

Do we have a president or a celebrity in state house?  - @JamesOkungu

Knock knock Nani?
Ni jirani yako Ooh *opens door*
Enyewe ni Uhuru, naskia kuna baby shower huku" - @Masaku_

I won't be surprised Uhuru akitokea birthday bash ya niece wangu - @Vigour_Mortis

Uhuru ataenda launch ya collabo ya Kalekye na Nick Mutuma. Utaskia wamefungwa jela after hiyo event - @_C_hacha

Uhuru pia ataenda album launch ya wyre, shida atakuwa asharetire.- @njiiru

At this rate uhuru ata attend bash ya darkskins - @rabweezy

Uhuru is a celebrity, socialite gone bad.We're fucked for 10 years. - @Iamwillies

Uhuru Kenyatta to attend Blankets and Wine next month. - @JoeWMuchiri:

Uhuru should also pull a museveni and do a collabo with bamzigi - @wasabi_jr

Unaenda club unapata uhuru ndo DJ - @_iwawero

@SPAZZLE_ -
Kenyan Gatecrashers 2013:
5. Watchmen
4. In-laws
3. Stalkers
2. Jehova witnesses
1. Uhuru Kenyatta

Uhuru kenyatta anaeza kuwa na tickets extra za mingle haki anipee -  ‏@mulandi89
 
Unaingia zile mat za Githu unampata Uhuru na firimbi ndo amehang hapo kwa mlango" - @Royal_5Ace

Its all fun and games until Uhuru drops a hit in response to kendrick Lamar - @briant_jay

Unaenda Club unapata Uhuru ndio bouncer. - @lewizzey

Someone give Uhuru Kenyatta a job. Anyone, ata kama ni ya mjengo" - @DopestChiQa

President Uhuru Is one tweet away from attending Zetech Freshers' bash. - @Hunk_Alert

So in this marriage Ruto does all the work while Uhuru does all the play. No wonder Ruto wanted to renovate his house. Mke amechoka - @viru5detected

Next thing you know Pulse have pics of Uhuru akiwa ameblackout at the Mingle. - @Johnknightmc:

Sasa ni mkuwe wapole muone Uhuru aki release "state house riddim". - @Jonninem

It's all fun and games untill we see Uhuru on #tujuane -  ‏@Levi254_
 
Kwa hivyo Rais Uhuru Kenyatta ni Mhalaiki au msosholiti... kwisha sisi. - @MchidzugaKTN

Still wondering mbona Uhuru hakuwekwa kwa Ligi Soo Remix. - @lewizzey:

Uhuru : Ngina mnaenda wapi?
Ngina : tunaenda jam session dad
Uhuru : si mnichil twendanishe - @SirAlexas: 

Soon uhuru will be anchoring news at k twedy four now that he fired his employees - @TerryKibiriti

The Kenyan DAILY POST

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