The most HILARIOUS job application LETTER

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RE:I am application for a job look my curriculum vityae

I am aply to my job of general worker to you boss boss in you company anywhere in Kenya. I complete to form 2 examination certificate in 1994.

My school Zviitire High School very good. I am 35 ears to be born of age and no mailed and no childish.

My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in South Africa country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me.

My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Mr Moyo teacher teaching me is jelas of myself, me wear expenses cloth than Moyo teacher.

I here people you want general workers to you company all over Kenya and I tell you I am one of that job, experience for 2 years, I shot thief dead with AK 47, dig big graf in one day.

Please consider my application careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am redi for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak English free of charge. 

Please also great your wife.

And remember that English is not our mother land.

By justice maphosa (adapted from Bulawayo24)

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