Presley
Presley Presley, you see how he is so smooth with the ladies on the time line
calling them babe, hun and all that Shit! He followed me, I followed him. We
started flirting, exchanged numbers and Shit then decided to meet! We had
coffee on the first date. Where do I start? The physical look or uuuhm let’s
see.
I was like wtf? His voice on the phone is so smooth yet you look like you got dragged from the pet store? *Shivers with disgust* Anyway, that aside, we had coffee and then I told him it was nice meeting him I gotta bounce. He was like he hopes he’ll see me again and that Shit!
I can’t imagine being Fucked by such a thing. Honestly, my gardener is hot! What does he do again? He’s a dj at changes. Fuck no! He always tags along dj creme de la creme. Presley is a wanna be!
So after our horrific date, he noticed nothing would ever happen between us, he started with the subarus. This nigger would diss me every single day. I was mad then I decided to let go of it until last weekend when I met up with a female tweep who told me the same. Are you kidding me? He does that to every girl then he disses you? What are we? In kindergarten?
Dear Presley, first of all get rid of that shady name! You ain’t close to Elvis Presley you’ll never be. 2nd, ever heard of deodorant and toothpaste? Get familiar. 3rd, dissing women who deny you sex? REALLY???? 4th You’re a wanna be dj who also studies mass comm at some un recognised low budget college in town or something. Media? Haha? With that face? With that dressing? Listen to me ,with that attitude, you’ll never get anywhere! Oh wait, you been Ass kissing hudda for the longest time now. Uuuhm you’re aware that she only Fucks rich wealthy guys for money yeah? Now you, with your rare dj gigs, Jamaneni! You’ll pay her in what??
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